Be the Greatest

r0nswans0n:

• A higgs-boson particle walks up to a Catholic church.

• The priest stops him at the door and says “I’m sorry, you can’t participate in our service today.”

• The higgs-boson particle says “What?! You can’t have mass without me!”

(Source: zaynphallic, via theonetruenidoking)

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