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weepingkind-movedtothanksjupiter:
Greatest intro to a porn ever. Technically SFW.
lemon whores stealing lemons
I’m like 90% sure they just sat those actors down and told them to talk about how much they liked lemons until their next cue. You can practically see them internally cracking up about the shit they’re saying. ”Hey hasn’t it been about ten seconds since we last looked at our lemon tree?”
If there is one video on Youtube you’re going to watch, it has to be this one. Please watch this.
THIS IS HONESTLY MY FAVE VIDEO ON THE INTERNET JFC YOU HAVE TO WATCH THIS.
ever single one of my followers has to drop whatever theyre doing and watch this
I JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER WITH SOME OF MUM’S WORK FRIENDS AND THERE WAS A GIRL MY AGE BUT SHE DIDN’T SPEAK ENGLISH VERY WELL AND SHE KEPT ASKING THINGS LIKE DO YOU LIKE RICE AND WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE VEGETABLE BUT THEN SHE LEANT OVER AND WAS LIKE HOW LONG ARE YOUR PERIODS AND I WAS LIKE UM 3 OR 4 DAYS???? AND SHE GOES NO I MEANT SCHOOL PERIODS AND IT WAS THE WORST MOMENT OF MY LIFE
hey guys if you ever feel down on yourself just remember there was a study that showed that 95% of blogs are abandoned after 120 days and you are still here
you beat the odds guys
proud of u
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Thank
Will you still love me when I am no longer young and beautiful?
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so ijust realised something
plastic donasours, right
plastic is made of oil
which comed from
DINOSAIRS
plastic dinosaurs are made of irl dinosaurs
i…
science has definitely come too far
how did you manage to spell dinosaurs differently 3 times
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Leo 07 by *Alannah-Hawker
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